Spared no expense

There’s a Venn diagram in every doughnut

Two of my favorite things EVER!

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I want to live in this room and never have to leave it except for pizza delivery.

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A breakdown of an assistant’s office eating habits, from the upcoming To My Assistant book.

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Beginners guide to minimalism.

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Show your school spirit with our taxonomic breakdown of every collegiate sports team in the United States.

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Netflix sure is getting specific…

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“Why do you look for the living among the dead?” He is Risen! Happy Easter!

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This is the inside of a fire log. Or a hot flash.

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“I love you, ball.”

“But I love you more, ball.”

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